As you can see, Snoble is not amused by these jokes
Cats don't have a sense of humor, you know.

The difference between cats and dogs:
The dog thinks: "Gee, this person provides me with food, and plays with me, and gives me toys, and confides in me....He must be a God!"
The cat thinks: "Gee, this person provides me with food, and plays with me, and gives me toys, and confides in me....I must be a God!"
What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cat-allac
Where do cats vacation?

The catskills.
"To a dog, you're family. To a cat, you're staff."
Never hold a cat and a dustbuster at the same time.
If you want your parents to get you a kitten, ask for a horse.